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The idea of a wet nose every day flabbergasted me, made me chase my tail and eat grass in despair.
I have asked them:
-Is that mandatory? Do I need to keep it wet all day long? Can’t I have a break, laying in the sun and let the molecules be transformed?
-NO! they said, your nose has to be wet! You have to greet your owners by stroking your damp, shiny, black breathing recipient against their faces and legs!
Since then, me, The Dog, I have learned how to greet you, Man, with a happy, wet nose! So don’t be upset if I leave stains.
We met in front of a Psychiatric cabinet from Geervliet (Zuid Holland). I was having my Saturday walk through unknown places, she was waiting in line – for her doctor appointment. At least, that’s what her aloofness made me think. Needy, but visibly repulsed by my fake, protruding eye, she was purring for attention, yet ignoring me for a pumpkin box. Glancing to the door, she was hoping somebody would let her in, you see – the storm was coming. I could have pet her, if she wouldn’t have given me the cattitude.